70) When Your Pinky Toe is Significantly Smaller Than Its Neighboring Toe

Poster Adult for Fetal Alcohol Syndrome.

71) When Your Toothpaste Gets More Action Than You Do

They're so much more flexible...

72) When You and Your Roommate Go to Open the Door at the Same Time

30 seconds wasted on deciding who's going to actually open it.

73) When You Pour a Bowl of Cereal Without Realizing You're Out of Milk

At least with a bagel, you can replace the cream cheese with butter...What's a replacement for milk?

74) Coming Home From College to an Unmade Bed

Why can't it look like this everyday?

75) When Your Fingernails are Wet and You Have a Wedgie

"Hey, can you get that for me?"

76) When the Dish You Need is Dirty at the Bottom of the Sink

It's probably not THAT dirty...