63) Forgetting to Change Your Calendar

It's only three months later...

64) When Your Clothes Just Don't Fit in the Washer

Oh, I'm supposed to take them OFF before I load them?

65) When You Just Can't Find That Last Sock

I can hear my echo in here...

66) When You Slip on the Wet Floor Even Though You've Been Warned

Damn.

67) When You Get Stuck in the Recycling Bin

"Seek and ye shall find...." a way out of the recycling bin?

68) When Your Friend is Too Preoccupied Drinking Chocolate Milk to Notice You

I hope it was good.

69) Forgetting to Put On Deodorant

Oh, thanks.